Soooooo...

Erty: what should i blurb about...?
Scott: National blow stuff up day? er--4th/July
Erty: I sorta did that
Scott: ah
Erty: hmm how about bacon? bacon is good
Scott: BACON!!!!ever play Psychonauts?
Erty: no why?
Scott: Your tutorial guy can be called up at any time by taking out your piece of Bacon.
Erty: lol
Scott: He pops out of your head.
Erty: ha ha ha

Yes... Bacon! The fattiness and unhealthiness makes the world go round.

--Erty