Fish Food 2

"The Ramones"

I'm gonna get a set of better clubs
gotta find the kind with tiny nubs
So my Iron's aren't always flyin' off the backswing
  - - One Week, by Barenaked Ladies.

Ahh, finally, I have time to write a proper blurb. First off, Music. I encourage you all to, if you haven't already, check out Shaimus, Jack's Mannequin, Panic! At the Disco, and My Chemical Romance. I know, I know, I'm behind the times, and these bands were all popular last year or whatever, but hey, this is my blurb, and I'll support whoever I like!

Sorry. I've had one to many Ritz crackers and Mardi Gras things happen today. Either way, I've been working on a lot of music lately - Bass, mostly, and I've decided that I want to learn Guitar. I already know Drums, and by learning just Guitar and Piano, I could complete my rock band ensemble. I'm not saying I want to learn guitar now, I'm just saying that one day I would like to learn them all.

I know, I'm ranting. Here's a joke for you: What's brown and sticky?

A stick! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! I bet you didn't know that one. Here's another: What's brown and sounds like a bell?

dung! ha ha ha ha! I'm killing myself here.

So, anyway, Officer Paddywhack comes into the commissioner's office and shouts "Commisioner! What's that on your desk, and there's a giant dog loose in the city!", to which the commissioner replies, "It's a knick-knack, paddywhack, give the dog a bone!". Get it? Like that rhyme with the old man? Anyhoo, thanks to Will Howard-Spink for that one, who made it up.

This Fish Food storyline is going to continue until the end of spring break. So far I know I like it, but I rarely get feedback from you reader-people, so I'm unsure as to whether you all like it or not. I'm going to do an overhaul of the forums and make them a more interesting place. More users and a restart, so that new people can join in on the discussions.

Curses. My sugar-rush just wore off. Looks like I have to go eat a cookie or something.